The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown

An even shorter horror story:
“Eiichiro Oda is dead.”
Even worse:
“Your parents find your Tumblr.”
The worst ever:
“President Santorum”
“President Santorum”………“President Santorum”


I fold.
“PRESIDENT SANTORUM”
LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED



NO NO NO NO NO
laugh trip